1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,592 Hey, Tiffany, you have a second? 2 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,594 - For you, I got 20. - Great. 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:13,597 Um... okay, uh... 4 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,599 You know Terry busted the dishwasher, 5 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,728 and bills are piling up. 6 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,896 I'm gonna have to get a job, really, any job. 7 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:24,108 So I need you to help me out more with... 8 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:27,528 or really at all, with the kids. 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,238 No problem. 10 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,032 Not to toot my own horn, but toot-toot, 11 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,535 I did a pretty good job of raising my own kids. 12 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,831 Don't worry about this moldy old tent 13 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,750 messing up your kitchen. 14 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,296 It's going in the living room. 15 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,343 I supposed I could step it up a bit. 16 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,720 Thank you. 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,555 And there... there is one more thing. 18 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,182 - Um... - Uh-huh? 19 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:59,685 I really need you to stop having all of your... 20 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:03,272 your gentlemen callers come by. 21 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,357 Beth, God, 22 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,151 you... you have the wrong idea about me. 23 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,737 - I am not that kind of woman. - 24 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,447 Well, there's no judgment. 25 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,324 I just can't have the boys seeing you bring home 26 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:15,367 every Tom, Dick, and Harry. 27 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,869 Okay... 28 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:20,289 we got to hit the road, Tiff. 29 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,458 For the record, his name is Joe. 30 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,427 Uh, what are you doing, Uncle Terry? 31 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,346 I was, uh... 32 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,306 I was starting to feel like a guest on the sofa, 33 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:23,269 but I want to be more permanent around here, so, uh... 34 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:26,188 I'm creating my own personal living space. 35 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,900 I guess that makes sense, kind of. 36 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,610 Hey, what's with the lemons? 37 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,820 You know, if you want to learn about juggling, 38 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,488 your Uncle Terry's the man. 39 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,323 I spent two weeks at Cirque du Soleil camp... 40 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,242 till I got into a fight with a loud-mouthed mime. 41 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,286 No one puts me in an invisible box. 42 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:41,704 No, actually, I was thinking 43 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,163 of opening up my own lemonade stand, 44 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,790 and giving the money to Mom. 45 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,625 That's a great idea. 46 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,752 You know, your father and I did that when we were kids. 47 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,504 You... you... you should use the, uh, the... the... the... 48 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,548 that crazy lemon squeezer he invented for us. 49 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,466 I think I saw it down in the basement, 50 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,385 last time I accidentally locked myself in the basement. 51 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,887 You know what? I'll go get it. 52 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,471 You just keep airing this tent out. 53 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,931 Yeah, and don't worry about the spiders. 54 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,516 Those little eight-legged bloodsuckers 55 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,393 are more scared of you than you are of them, 56 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,477 especially the babies. 57 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,438 Spiders? 58 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,398 As a spelling bee runner-up, 59 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:12,192 it hurts to write "olde" with an E. 60 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,195 Also, I'm pretty sure that "timey" isn't a word. 61 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,823 Liam told me to write that because we're building a brand, 62 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,367 and nostalgia is very now, 63 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,911 whatever that means. 64 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,662 Check out my dad's Squeezerator. 65 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,581 You put lemons in like this, 66 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,375 and... 67 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,044 press the red button. 68 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,837 - - Ta-da. 69 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,924 - That's amazing... - 70 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,009 And it's definitely gonna give me nightmares. 71 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,094 You guys have a serious problem. 72 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,013 Those new neighbor kids opened their own lemonade stand 73 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,723 around the corner. 74 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,184 They've got free Krazy Straws and a shade-brella. 75 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,769 Isn't there room 76 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:49,146 for more than one lemonade stand in the neighborhood? 77 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,566 Of course not. Haven't you read "Outliers"? 78 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,027 Or any Gladwell at all? 79 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,905 Oh, boys, you are so lucky that I'm here. 80 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,198 I'm going to give you the benefit 81 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,241 of my prodigious business acumen. 82 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,243 I have no idea what that means. 83 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,162 That means when life gives you Liam, 84 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,790 you make Liam-ade. 85 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,291 I think we'll be okay on our own. 86 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,210 That's what Bernard J. Whittle said. 87 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,337 Who's Bernard J. Wittle? 88 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,214 Exactly. 89 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,096 - Here you go. - Enjoy. 90 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,681 Tell your friends! 91 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,100 And tell them I had nothing to do with the spelling. 92 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,852 Hey, look, it's Bobby and Tyra, 93 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,397 those neighbor kids Liam was talking about. 94 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,065 Hey, guys! 95 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,276 How's it going with the lemonade... stand? 96 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,657 - No! - No! Please stop! 97 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,909 - Ah! - 98 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,412 Those jerks. 99 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:49,456 Why is this water sticky? 100 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,500 It's Mountain Dew! 101 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,377 I'm not allowed to drink this stuff. 102 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,713 My mom says it gives me the sugar shakes. 103 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,971 Okay... 104 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,098 getting the Astrovan clean. 105 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,933 You know, needs to be semi-presentable 106 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:11,103 if I'm gonna be driving rideshare customers around. 107 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,564 So, listen, guys, Tiffany's gonna be watching you 108 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,816 a little more now that I have a job, 109 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,902 so I need you to mind her. 110 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,613 Got it, Mom. 111 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,198 Malcolm Gladwell and I warned you. 112 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,200 - - Business is war. 113 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,495 But you can't just fold after one minor market disruption. 114 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,414 You're right. 115 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,874 I need to get even. 116 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,376 An excellent counterstrategy. 117 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,920 Leave it up to my brains and Dash's brawn. 118 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,714 I have brains, too. 119 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,341 I just like to use them for breaking stuff. 120 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,135 Whoa, whoa, guys, 121 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:46,221 I never said I wanted to break anything. 122 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,140 Don't be so sure. 123 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:52,019 Free love is great, but revenge is sweet, too. 124 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,773 No, no. No one's getting revenge on anyone. 125 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,691 What kind of advice is that? 126 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,152 The same kind my mom's mom gave me. 127 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,614 Of course, she was the enforcer on her roller derby team. 128 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,872 Hey. What are you doing? 129 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,416 Just laying out my bienvenue. 130 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,335 That's French for "welcome mat." 131 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,045 No, what are you doing to my house? 132 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,339 Uh, increasing its value. 133 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:21,715 I just added an extra bedroom 134 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,259 and a quarter bath. 135 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,762 Oh. Um, okay... 136 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,889 Terry, this is... 137 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,974 this is a terrible idea. 138 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,061 You sound... you sound just like Patty. 139 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,896 It's like that time, the... the one time I went to him 140 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,023 with my own idea for an awesome invention, 141 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,525 and he... he didn't get it either. 142 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,568 When was this? 143 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,154 It was a few years ago. 144 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,906 He said my idea was stupid, 145 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,324 and so I said, "No, you're stupid." 146 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,826 And that's kind of ridiculous, 147 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,912 'cause he was the smartest guy I knew. 148 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,456 We got into this whole fight, and I... I... I stormed out. 149 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:57,126 Really? He never told me that. 150 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,546 That was the last thing I ever said to my brother. 151 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:04,133 - Um, I... - Oh, Terry... 152 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,759 Oh... 153 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,638 I... I... 154 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,515 I thought there'd be time to fix it, you know. 155 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,851 I thought... 156 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,769 I thought I could make it right. I should've called him. 157 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,980 I... I... 158 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,982 There wasn't any time. 159 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,025 Yeah, I know how you feel. 160 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,236 I mean, there's never enough time, you know. 161 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,196 I still have so many things 162 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,282 I want to talk to Patrick about, too, but... 163 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,367 - - Oh, my waffles are ready. 164 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,244 - - 165 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,832 Hi, Sam. Come on in. 166 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,042 Wyatt, Sam's here. 167 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,044 Oh, hey, Sam. What's up? 168 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,963 I'm quitting the lemonade business. 169 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,840 Consider this my two-minute notice. 170 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,925 What 171 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,720 Bobby and Tyra hired that big seventh grader, 172 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,388 who's already shaving, 173 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,099 and they crammed me in a locker after school. 174 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,351 Those guys are such jerks. 175 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,562 I'm sorry, Wyatt, 176 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,272 but I need to stay alive long enough 177 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,357 to find out how the "Star Wars" movies end. 178 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,072 Uncle Terry? 179 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,116 Our armies are ready for victory, 180 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,492 but we shall reconvene tomorrow. 181 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,204 That is all for now. 182 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:18,290 And, Achilles, tend to that heel. 183 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,882 Hey, champ. How's it going? 184 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,592 Not good. 185 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,094 These kids are really messing with me, Dad. 186 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,388 I'm so mad, I don't know what I feel like doing. 187 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,433 Whoa, whoa, whoa, now, slow your roll there, buddy. 188 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,518 Let's take a cue from our friend, Achilles. 189 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,729 He also got mad, and you know what happened to him. 190 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,898 He became a hero? 191 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,441 Well, yeah, he did, 192 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,193 but he also died in battle 193 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,986 after launching an all-out attack on Troy. 194 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,655 Now, look, the Greeks won, 195 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,240 but only because they got a little sneaky. 196 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,116 - My point is... - Ah! I will destroy you 197 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,410 with my laser sword! 198 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,621 Wait a minute, that's a bug zapper. 199 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,915 - No, it's a... - 200 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,209 - Dang, it is a bug zapper. - Told you. 201 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,836 See, this is a laser sword. 202 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,756 - Run! - 203 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,883 Hold on a sec. This I got to see. 204 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,344 No, Wyatt, Wyatt, we got to talk about what's going on with you! 205 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,226 Are you sure you don't want a waffle? 206 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,399 Tiffany, seriously? 207 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,900 I thought you were making lunches 208 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,735 and helping the kids with their homework. 209 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,530 For your information, I have excellent reasons for that. 210 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,490 Which are? 211 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,367 - Oh, you want to hear them? - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,202 Okay... 213 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,330 Homework is just a mind-control tool 214 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,333 used by the dominant paradigm to subjugate its citizenry. 215 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,712 Uh-huh. And lunch? 216 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,506 - Give me a second on that one. - Oh, you are unbelievable. 217 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,967 All I asked 218 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,094 was that you help out a little with the kids, 219 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,929 and this is what I get? 220 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,974 Who do you think I'm beading these necklaces for? 221 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,812 In case they ever get a cat. 222 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,691 I need your help. 223 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,901 I want to get even with those idiot neighbor kids. 224 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,070 I've been expecting you, grasshopper. 225 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,323 - Who-hopper? - Don't worry about it. 226 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,742 Come sit at my feet, while I devise a clever plan. 227 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,166 - What do you have there, Dash? - Nothing. Butt out. 228 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,501 Whatever. It's revenge time. Listen up. 229 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,420 Word on the street is the neighbors have muscled up, 230 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,630 so we're gonna have to get super sneaky. 231 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,425 Sneaky. Sneaky like the Greeks. 232 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,511 - I like it. - You lost me. 233 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,972 And I was already a little lost to begin with. 234 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,516 You know how they used a Trojan Horse to win the war. 235 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,643 Maybe we could do something like that. 236 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,271 I've read all about it in Dad's chapter on the Trojan War. 237 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,148 Well played, Wyatt. You get a cookie. 238 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,193 We have cookies? 239 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,695 Trojan Horse it is. 240 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,406 We'll put you inside that empty patio-furniture box 241 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,242 in the basement and leave it at the neighbor's gate. 242 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,995 They'll bring it into the yard, you'll slip out a trapdoor, 243 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,540 sabotage their lemonade supply, and... 244 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,876 And replace their sugar with salt. 245 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,128 That will ruin everything. 246 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,422 I like it. Dash, you in? 247 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,800 Hey, you had me at "cookies." 248 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,598 Can you drive quickly? 249 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,849 I have a job interview, and I want to get there early. 250 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,685 No problem. You need, I speed. 251 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,563 - - What the... 252 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,066 Oh... oh, no, I'm so sorry. 253 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,026 That's my son's pudding cup. 254 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,529 This can't be happening, not today! 255 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,448 Oh, wait, don't go! Um... I need this job, 256 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,951 and I really can't afford another zero-star rating, 257 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,829 so I promise you, I can fix this. 258 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,747 Also... 259 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,417 there's a half a grilled cheese stuck to your briefcase. 260 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,798 - - 261 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,139 Remember, stay quiet. You're furniture. 262 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,224 I got it, Dash. Go. 263 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,111 Hey. Here we go. 264 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,904 No one will ever know. 265 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,366 So, would you recommend me to your friends? 266 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,034 - You were fine. - 267 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,537 - Kind of messy, though. - Sure, sure. 268 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,456 Look what somebody was throwing out... 269 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,249 or at least left close enough to the curb 270 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,042 so that it could be considered public property? 271 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,044 Hey. Nice calves. You a runner? 272 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,631 So, who's bringing who home around here? 273 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,301 Oh, no, he's my client. 274 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,219 No, I... I mean, I picked him up. 275 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,054 No, I... that's not... that's not what I meant. 276 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,431 That's not what I meant. No... 277 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,224 You people are nuts! 278 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,435 - Hey, that's my kimono! - Yep, he's a runner. 279 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,145 Okay, well, great, you guys, 280 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,688 because there goes our new dishwasher, so... 281 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,649 Wait, please, I can make this right! 282 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,610 Beth hired a dishwasher? 283 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,403 I thought we were tight on money. 284 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,113 Tiffany, check it out. 285 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,781 Oh, yeah. 286 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,867 Best seat in the house. 287 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,826 Okay! 288 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,711 Coast is clear. 289 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,691 We'll do it later, Mom! 290 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,528 No, you'll put it away now. 291 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,738 I'll be right there! 292 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,720 Oh, my God, Wyatt's stuck in the box. 293 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,973 Why is Wyatt in a box? 294 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,475 Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that. 295 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,061 Come on! 296 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you boys headed? 297 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,609 - Outside. - Upstairs. 298 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,069 And where's Wyatt? 299 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,697 - Outside. - Upstairs. 300 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,365 Okay. 301 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,207 - It's locked. - It's okay. We did our best. 302 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,127 Every war has collateral damage. Ours is Wyatt. 303 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,463 We should get out of here before his loss in vain. 304 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,716 Why do you boys bother lying to me? 305 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,552 I've been lying to the man since the man was a little boy. 306 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,178 Where's Wyatt? 307 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,264 He's trapped in a box in this backyard. 308 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,183 That's a new one. Stand aside. 309 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,735 Tiffany, one, the man, zero. 310 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,820 Nice moves. 311 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,238 I'm impressed. 312 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,329 I am no longer impressed. 313 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,873 What are you guys doing here? 314 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,375 I don't like your tone, young lady. 315 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,086 That's no way to talk to... guests. 316 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,755 And I especially don't like 317 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,381 that you attacked Wyatt's lemonade stand. 318 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,091 What are you talking about? 319 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,843 He attacked us first. 320 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,305 Yeah, he bombed us with Super Soakers for no reason. 321 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,516 That's what started it all. 322 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,226 Is this true? 323 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,187 It was a preemptive strike. 324 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,690 No, we just did it to them before they could do it to us. 325 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,903 Okay, sounds like there's plenty of blame here to go around. 326 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,448 Oh, wh... what? Take cover! 327 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,245 Ow! Ow! 328 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,756 Well, don't just sit there. Fight back! 329 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925 - Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ow! 330 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,722 - Oh! - 331 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,939 Hi, Wyatt. 332 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,277 Welcome to the inside of the Trojan Horse. 333 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,698 I thought it would be a lot... horsier. 334 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,616 You should've been here before I Febrezed the place. 335 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,743 - - Hey... 336 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,038 how long do you think the Trojan War lasted? 337 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,957 Well, this lemonade fight 338 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,792 has been going on for a couple of days, 339 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,920 so... a week? 340 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,464 Try ten years. 341 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,049 Imagine that. 342 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,468 That's crazy. 343 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,221 This fighting stuff is so confusing. 344 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,599 A minute ago, I wanted to crush those neighbor kids. 345 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,936 Then I found out that everything was Dash and Liam's fault. 346 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,271 Everyone thinks they have a good reason 347 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,106 for starting the war, 348 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,358 but there's really no such thing. 349 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068 And there's way better stuff to do 350 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,613 than spending time inside a sweaty old horse. 351 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,991 I just wanted to help Mom out. 352 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,243 I never wanted all this fighting. 353 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,913 I just wish I could stop it. 354 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,790 You can. 355 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,667 We all can. 356 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,794 The key is to figure out how. 357 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,421 I'll give you a hint. 358 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:30,258 It usually starts with an apology. 359 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,469 Can I look through the eyehole? 360 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,137 That's not the eyehole. 361 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,765 The, uh, eyehole's on the other end of the horse. 362 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,475 - So what is... - 363 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,226 Oh. 364 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,103 Never mind. 365 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,397 So how do we get out? 366 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,150 Well, there's the trapdoor behind you or, uh... 367 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,818 door number two. 368 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,780 I vote the trapdoor. 369 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,615 You chose wisely. 370 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,242 Ow! Ow! 371 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,620 Stop! Stop! 372 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,792 This war has to end now. 373 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,255 Fighting only leads to more fighting, and for what? 374 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,259 To win a few yards of lemonade turf? 375 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,054 Bobby, Tyra, 376 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,348 I'm sorry for getting mad and sneaking in here, 377 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,225 and I'm especially sorry 378 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,769 that my dumb brothers attacked your lemonade stand. 379 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,979 Technically, I didn't do anything. 380 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,526 Okay, okay. 381 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,444 I'm sorry for messing with you. 382 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,154 In hindsight, I should've offered a buyout 383 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,199 before going right to hostile takeover. 384 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,660 And I'm sorry I Super-Soaked you guys. 385 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,745 It was super stupid. 386 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,581 I guess we overreacted, too. 387 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,376 We're also sorry. 388 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,587 So... friends? 389 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,259 Nice work, Wyatt. 390 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,220 Now, let's high-tail it home before your mom busts us. 391 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,888 Joe got us tickets to AC/DC, 392 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,224 and I can't afford to be grounded. 393 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,022 Oh, hi, Beth. 394 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,567 They say Blake Shelton has three nipples, 395 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,110 and their sources are usually pretty... 396 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,862 I know what happened. 397 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,990 It's probably just a birth defect. 398 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,034 I got suspicious when I saw you washing clothes 399 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,287 and I hadn't begged you to do it, 400 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,540 so I asked the kids, and they just... boof... 401 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,585 folded like the laundry you didn't. 402 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,297 Ratted out by my own homies. 403 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,923 That hurts. 404 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,137 I'm sorry, Beth. I... 405 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,347 I know I let you down. 406 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,685 Cooking and homework, it just isn't my... 407 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,395 Thank you. 408 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,272 What? 409 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,441 A lot of grandmas... 410 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,151 Right, sorry... 411 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,279 Uh, a lot of... 412 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,865 mothers who have children 413 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,491 who have children, 414 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,410 you know, they bake cookies 415 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,455 for those children of their children... 416 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,876 But you, you risked a lemon attack for them, 417 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,503 and that means a lot to me. 418 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,173 Oh, they mean a lot to me. 419 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,842 They're extremely lovable, 420 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677 even that little sneak Liam. 421 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,179 He's the one who flipped on me, right? 422 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,306 Okay... 423 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,141 you want to help me fold the laundry? 424 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,226 No... 425 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,645 but I will. 426 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,822 Oh... 427 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,867 - You gonged? - Uh, yeah. 428 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,410 I found this weird note 429 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,329 in the Great Battles section of Dad's book. 430 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,206 It's for you. 431 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,751 It says, "Tell Uncle Terry to look behind the family crest 432 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,836 and tell him I'm sorry." 433 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,464 What's the family crest? 434 00:20:56,464 --> 00:21:00,218 The McKenna blazon is three lions on a fess sable. 435 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,844 What? 436 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,596 Over here. Come here. 437 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,640 Have I not shown you this before? 438 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,560 Okay, that... 439 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,355 is our family crest, 440 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,525 and behind it is... 441 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,072 ...nothing. 442 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,866 Wait. 443 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,750 Oh, my God. 444 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551 The Lazy Lacer. 445 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,428 What's a Lazy Lacer? 446 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,930 This was the brilliant idea I told your dad about... 447 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,726 ...the one he said was stupid, but he, uh... 448 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,811 he made it. He... 449 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,312 he built it using my design. 450 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,648 I mean, this... This is it. 451 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,942 And he said that he was sorry. 452 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,823 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry, too. 453 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,491 I'm sorry he's not here right now, 454 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,618 so I can give him a big ol' bear hug. 455 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,832 I am, too. 456 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,045 How about we hug each other, huh? Come on. 457 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,721 - So what's this thing do? - I'm glad you asked. 458 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,431 Okay... 459 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,308 you know how everybody wastes 460 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,769 so much time every day tying their own shoes? 461 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,228 No, not really. 462 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,646 Well, the Lazy Lacer will do it for ya. 463 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,856 Simply take your foot, 464 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,775 put it on the Lazy Lacer pedestal, 465 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,944 and let the Lazy Lacer do its magic. 466 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,489 Push the button and be ready to be amazed. 467 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:02,256 It's nice and slow. Interesting. 468 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,093 Human kind will never have to tie its own laces again. 469 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,719 Ka-ching! 470 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,304 Come on, let's go show everyone how it works. 471 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,764 In a few minutes. 472 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,933 It's still working on the first loop. 473 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,810 Almost there. 474 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,938 Yeah, I really thought it'd go a little faster. 475 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198 What are you butt-faces looking at? 476 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,992 - Something you want to tell us? - Yes. 477 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,537 Get away from my bed. 478 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,705 I'm talking about that. 479 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,961 I've never seen that before in my life. 480 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,504 We saw you hide it in the closet. 481 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,799 And the bag says "Dash's bag" on it. 482 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,009 Fine. 483 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,762 So it's a sunflower. Big deal. 484 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,347 I read about them in Dad's book, 485 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,766 and I decided to grow one on my own. 486 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,477 But why were you hiding it from us? 487 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,772 I figured you guys would laugh at me. 488 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,150 So go ahead and laugh. 489 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,113 No. Actually, I think it's really cool. 490 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,407 - You do? - I do, too. 491 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,034 Sunflower oil is a growth industry. 492 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,163 You're ground-flooring a massive investment opportunity. 493 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,748 - You guys want to check it out? - Nope. 494 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,375 Sure. 495 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,968 - Hey, Wyatt 496 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,761 Tell anyone about this, 497 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,972 and I'm gonna shave off your eyebrows while you sleep. 498 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,270 Here you go, ma'am. 499 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,563 Enjoy. 500 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,151 I'd be careful if I was you. 501 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,320 They're coming, and they're super angry. 502 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,780 - Who's coming 503 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,823 Bobby and Tyra. 504 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,200 Apparently their customers 505 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,868 didn't appreciate lemonade made with salt. 506 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,661 - Who knew? - See ya! 507 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:59,790 Oh, no, I forgot to tell them I swapped their sugar with salt. 508 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,960 Tell my brain to tell my legs to run! 509 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,754 No, no, please... 510 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,006 - - 511 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,716 - - 512 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:13,763 See 513 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,224 See what you have done 514 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:23,314 We look 515 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:27,443 Upon the sea, my wayward son 516 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,988 You got caught with two hands in the sugar bowl 517 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:34,825 And your pocket's full of plums 518 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:40,706 Are you gonna stand there and look me in the eye? 519 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,708 Are you gonna run? 520 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:48,756 So I pause to reflect upon 521 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:52,802 What I might've done 522 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:57,932 I think I'd cut and run 523 00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,269 Ooh 524 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:08,276 I'd run 525 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,822 Oh, but tell me 526 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:15,533 Didn't we have fun? 527 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,329 Just think of all the bad ideas 528 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:27,336 hat might've never seen the sun